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Creeps, Stalls and Ganache


No, it’s not a blog about a rock group formed in the late 1960s; it’s my latest trio of jokes du jour. Enjoy!

*There he goes again. The “Galloping Gusher” remains on the loose in and around the University of Florida campus. This time he’s waging his own individual War On Women, as he was recently reported “spraying” three different ladies. This brings his victim count to seven. When confronted after the ...

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Last comment by sebekm 3 weeks, 4 days ago
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS




Part I

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What ...

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Last comment by JimmyMack 4 weeks, 1 day ago
Jack The Whizzer


Here’s a little bit of humor (perhaps) for today. According to myfoxny.com:

“Police: Man urinated on people near Florida campus

Posted: Mar 06, 2014 8:34 AM EST

Police are searching for a man who has been urinating on people near the University of Florida campus.

The victims told police they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they felt themselves ...

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Last comment by sebekm 1 month, 1 week ago
Paula Deen Rides Again


Yes she does - and he she is doing her best Gene Autry impression:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlKXL1L60Bs

And speaking of being "back in the saddle," there HE goes again:

http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/01/bill-clinton-hookers-prostitutes-unite-4-humanity-2014/

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Last comment by JimmyMack 1 month, 2 weeks ago
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn….


….not to mention:

“I said a hip hop,
The hippie - the hippie
To the hip, hip hop, you don't stop, the rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jumped the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.”

I became intimately acquainted with the Sugarhill Gang’s groundbreaking rap hit “Rapper’s Delight” in December of 1979 while living in government housing in ...

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Last updated 1 month, 3 weeks ago.
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