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Jeff Foxworthy-not me


Jeff is one of my favorite stand up comedians. Please note his #3 comment. So here is a sample of YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
2.You ever cut your grass and found a car.
3.You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
4.You think the stock market has a fence around it.
5.Your ...

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Last updated 2 months, 1 week ago.
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Last comment by JimmyMackIII 2 months ago
"BREAKING NEWS"


Obama Issues Executive Order Giving Him Authority to Issue Executive Orders


In a historic early-morning ceremony in the Yellow Oval Room, attended only by Michelle Obama and pajama-clad White House dog Bo, and recorded for posterity by White Hose photographer Pete Souza, President Obama -- also pajama-clad -- signed the mother of all executive orders: an order giving him constitutional authority to issue executive orders.

It soon ...

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Last updated 3 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Last comment by timeontarget 3 months, 3 weeks ago
SOTU


How many times will Obama say extraordinary lets do a word cloud. What about me or I, fair share , rich,let me be clear and make no mistake. What other words or phrases do you think the President will say during the State Of The Union speech tomorrow night?

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Last updated 4 months ago.
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Last comment by Funkentelecky 4 months ago
furguson


it looks like they have settled down a bit now that all there is left to steal are work boots and gloves, job applications, Father‘s day cards, and condoms.

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Last updated 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Last comment by timeontarget 5 months, 3 weeks ago
10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT


dennis millers TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on
a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
at 15% isn’t.

#8. I ...

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Last updated 6 months, 4 weeks ago.
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Last comment by Sheran 6 months, 3 weeks ago

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