Army Wives, The Live Broadcast
By bootstrap

Many of you have seen the Hollywood version of Army Wives on your local television station. This program is an interesting depiction of the lives of military wives from a tv producers point of view. It's a good program and wives are caught up in some compromising situations. Let me let you in on the real deal. If you want to know the truth, and witness the real life adventures of actual army wives, for ...

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Life explained
By Pat Watkins

I had a neighbor explain life to me the other day. I sure wish I could write things this clever:

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. ...

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Kids and science
By Pat Watkins

Here's one of those compilation of cute answers kids give to tests. This one was sent to me by a friend.

Kid's Science Exams

If you need a laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to ...

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More puns to ponder
By Pat Watkins

The puns that neighbor sent a couple weeks back was too long for my first posting. So here's more:

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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Don'cha just love a good pun?
By Pat Watkins

A neighbor recently sent me this list of jokes. Wish I could claim them as my own:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one ...

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