Life explained
By Pat Watkins

I had a neighbor explain life to me the other day. I sure wish I could write things this clever:

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. ...

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Kids and science
By Pat Watkins

Here's one of those compilation of cute answers kids give to tests. This one was sent to me by a friend.

Kid's Science Exams

If you need a laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to ...

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More puns to ponder
By Pat Watkins

The puns that neighbor sent a couple weeks back was too long for my first posting. So here's more:

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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Don'cha just love a good pun?
By Pat Watkins

A neighbor recently sent me this list of jokes. Wish I could claim them as my own:

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one ...

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The Man in the Mirror
By tandshickey

As reported on www.foxnews.com Saturday, April 14, 2007, Edmond Ford, a black councilman from Memphis, Tennessee recently received a special delivery package containing a white Ku Klux Klan robe. The robe was accompanied by a letter reading ‘Mr. Ford, I believe you are in desperate need of a white sheet, so I took it upon myself to gift you with your very own bigot robe.’

The gift of the robe has some ...

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