Take Me To Post Comment Form This is an open letter to the next president of the United States: Please raise my taxes. I don’t need the money for my family. I want you to tell me when to go to the doctor and what procedures I need to have done. I also want you to take any profit I make and give it to people who would rather not work; it’s only for the common good. I want you to tell me what car I can drive and how much I should drive. I want God out of the Pledge of Allegaince and off of all money. Let anyone come across our borders and give them what they want. It’s for the common good.

I would like you to put our military under the control of the United Nations. They know best how to defend us. And last but not least, let’s join with Canada and Mexico and have a North American Union. Who needs the United States of America anyway?

Just remember these 9 words, I’m from the government and I’m here to help!