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Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat in 2014
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I can only take credit for #10, but thought you’d get a kick out of this.

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10. I’ll vote Democrat because I can’t wait for college football season to be delayed or cancelled because the student athletes are union employees.

9. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe oil company’s profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

8. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

7. I’ll vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

6. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

5. I’ll vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

4. I’ll vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

3. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

2. I’ll vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

And the Number One reason I’ll vote Democrat is:

1. I’ll vote Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, fish or frog.


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HMJC commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 15:01 PM

Sign Me UP!!

Funkentelecky commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 15:16 PM

Ok, anymore signees?

timeontarget commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 16:08 PM

I am with you>

Sheran commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 21:03 PM

Only a few have changed!


Funkentelecky commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 21:58 PM

Great post Sheran, I heard it on the New Herman Cain show and had to share. I was unaware at the time that you had already done so before until your friendly reminder :D

Sheran commented on Monday, Apr 21, 2014 at 22:29 PM

I still luv ya! ☺☺☺ 2 years ago you thought my blog was a joke! What do you think now 2014?

Funkentelecky commented on Tuesday, Apr 22, 2014 at 05:14 AM

You were on it dog gone it !

timeontarget commented on Tuesday, Apr 22, 2014 at 07:16 AM

I still think #12 from Sheran's blog two years ago is the most profound of them all.

I also liked the graphic which was used then.

Funkentelecky commented on Tuesday, Apr 22, 2014 at 10:32 AM

Here's number 12 from Sherans blog. I grew up as a Democrat and now I'm liberated.

12. I voted Democrat because my head
is so firmly planted up my ass, it's
unlikely that I'll ever have another
point of view.

timeontarget commented on Tuesday, Apr 22, 2014 at 17:04 PM

Please don't do that.

Sheran commented on Tuesday, Apr 22, 2014 at 19:07 PM

I don't know tot, since Michell has purposely distanced her campaign from all of Obama democaratic ties and failed Obamacare policies and anti-business policies, but choose Bush 1 coat tails to launch her campaign ad shows she as the basic right idea for Georgia but can not win even if she got every vote Obama got in Georgia in 2012. As I do not vote the idiot box at the top of the ticket I vote for the most qualifed person for the seat they are seeking reguardless of party. I voted for Hillary because she was the most qualifed, I have never voted for ANY Bush because they were not the most qualifed.

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