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Jeff Foxworthy Are you Republican or Democrat
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The Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking..

Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns,
he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian,
he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation. If a Democrat
is down-and-out he wonders who is going to
take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host,
he switches channels. A Democrat demands
that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer,
he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he
goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job
that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs
health care, he demands that the rest of us pay
for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so
his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat
will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.

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JimmyMack commented on Friday, Apr 04, 2014 at 07:34 AM

Who is Jeff Foxworthy? He sounds like a Redneck.

Sheran commented on Friday, Apr 04, 2014 at 19:16 PM

Thanks for sharing tot.

JimmyMack commented on Sunday, Apr 06, 2014 at 15:38 PM

!!!!Sebe!!! You actually took my comment seriously!!!? Course I know who Foxworthy is. He's a Southern humorist that sits on the same political aisle as fellow humorist Dennis Miller. BTW: where is old Den these days? Haven't even seen him on Fox!

Anyway Foxworthy's humor is easy to mimic. I'll show you: You might be a YANKEE if you think Ludowici is pronounced Ludowiki. You might be a YANKEE if you think McLarry's curve has something to do with baseball, probably pitching. You might be a YANKEE if you've lived in Hinesville for more than two summers and still have not learned to keep your preparation H suppositories in the refrigerator.

Easy stuff really. Very amusing to small minds. Strike that last comment. Humor like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, Foxworthy walks on water amongst the Nascar crowd. You know about them don't you? There the ones who sit for hours in the hot sun watching a bunch of cars go real fast around one big circle. They won't admit it, but most are just waiting on the crash thats sure to come.

Foxworthy just, IMHO, ain't no Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, or a Chris Rock.

I'm a Southerner Sebe. I just drink the red Kool Aid.

JimmyMack commented on Sunday, Apr 06, 2014 at 15:53 PM

BTW Sebe,...they got deer tongue up North?

JimmyMack commented on Sunday, Apr 06, 2014 at 16:38 PM

Down in Luzyana besides da gators they got something similar called Polk Salad.

timeontarget commented on Wednesday, Apr 09, 2014 at 12:13 PM

JM, because of you I am not comfortable writing my own thoughts on this medium.

You once vowed to make timeontarget your special project and eventually I just became tired of the constant vile which you posted about the person known as timeontarget.

I once commented that you were singlehandedly causing me and others to refrain from participating.

You obviously don't consider the content of the blogs which I post.

You are nothing but a flaming liberal who attacks any messenger whose opinion differs from yours.

When Liberals have nothing meaningful to say they simply attack the messenger.

Why don't you take the time to read the content of tot's recent blogs?

JimmyMack commented on Wednesday, Apr 09, 2014 at 13:33 PM

You can run and post via an anonymous profile Tot but you cannot hide.

Per other posts of TOTS: Any interested individual that is remotely entertained by this vaudeville act please refer to my post on Tot's Blog titled: FROM AN AMERICAN THINKER (and no it is not Tot writing about himself)
posted by JimmyMack on Wed. Apr. 9 2014 at 13:07.

Tot FYI: I was a long distance runner for three decades. I got to the point in my running that I felt so strong that I had no reason to stop. Only darkness and family caused me to return home from the run.

Let's go, monkey man!

JimmyMack commented on Friday, Apr 11, 2014 at 16:44 PM

@Sebe. Good, cause I was just bitch slapping Tot around a little. He probably did not even notice it.

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