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The Fence Test

You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking..

by
Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the
fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns,
he doesn't buy one. If a Democrat doesn't
like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian,
he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned
for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is
homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks
about how to better his situation. If a Democrat
is down-and-out he wonders who is going to
take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host,
he switches channels. A Democrat demands
that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer,
he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer
wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he
goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job
that provides it. If a Democrat decides he needs
health care, he demands that the rest of us pay
for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so
his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat
will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.


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Sheran commented on Friday, Apr 04, 2014 at 19:16 PM

Thanks for sharing tot.

timeontarget commented on Wednesday, Apr 09, 2014 at 12:13 PM

JM, because of you I am not comfortable writing my own thoughts on this medium.

You once vowed to make timeontarget your special project and eventually I just became tired of the constant vile which you posted about the person known as timeontarget.

I once commented that you were singlehandedly causing me and others to refrain from participating.

You obviously don't consider the content of the blogs which I post.

You are nothing but a flaming liberal who attacks any messenger whose opinion differs from yours.

When Liberals have nothing meaningful to say they simply attack the messenger.

Why don't you take the time to read the content of tot's recent blogs?


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