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NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS
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Part I

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
-Author Unknown


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timeontarget commented on Thursday, Mar 13, 2014 at 07:39 AM

I too thought it was funny but it is also thought provoking.

I told it to my breakfast club yesterday and it stirred up multiple tales of those(with family or friends) known to have been falsely accused of sexual harassment.

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment sebekm, you too Walking Eagle.

Funkentelecky commented on Thursday, Mar 13, 2014 at 08:06 AM

I found it very numerous too, TOT!

Sheran commented on Thursday, Mar 13, 2014 at 19:56 PM

Thanks for sharing TOT.


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