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Hinesville is a Renaissance City
Boat Rocker, Not Good Old Boy
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Oh what Jeff Foxworthy could do with this article. Let's think about this for a second. Let's see, there's drainage ditch ski-ing, Hover-round chair driving obstacle course, auto speeding/reckless driving in Hinesville's neighborhoods, especially on North Maple Drive. Then there's cow-patty football tournaments, and also denture wearing, in-the-mouth, rattling exhibitions. Yep, the contestants in this event can drop their upper or lower dentures onto their tongues, stick them out on display, for all to see, and then with one mind-blowing maneuver, reposition the dentures back into their proper position. Finally, I don't want to forget the cultural, lip-syncing, poetry recitals conducted in our courthouses, as well as miscellaneous local government buildings by such colorful locals such as Bubba & Cleetus. I'm sure you'll love those southern, "down-home" pronunciations of words like "once", pronounced locally as "once'st", then there's the word "specific", pronounced "pacific", and also the word "asbestos", pronouced "al-bestos" by my local southern brothers and sisters. So, if your a yankee transplant, and plan to attend one of these recitals bring a local with you and enjoy the moment. Have a nice day y'all.

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Graeme245 commented on Friday, Feb 08, 2013 at 14:18 PM

I'm surprised there isn't more interest in Adult Continuing Education Classes for "English as a 2nd Language" among the local populace... VBG

timeontarget commented on Saturday, Feb 09, 2013 at 07:32 AM

When I was young we'd travel to the Coastal empire fair in Savannah.

The freak shows were always interesting to this little boy.

Now you can see them at the Huddle house on Sunday morning.

Sooner or later we'll see them wearing bones in their nose.

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