Take Me To Post Comment Form Oh what Jeff Foxworthy could do with this article. Let's think about this for a second. Let's see, there's drainage ditch ski-ing, Hover-round chair driving obstacle course, auto speeding/reckless driving in Hinesville's neighborhoods, especially on North Maple Drive. Then there's cow-patty football tournaments, and also denture wearing, in-the-mouth, rattling exhibitions. Yep, the contestants in this event can drop their upper or lower dentures onto their tongues, stick them out on display, for all to see, and then with one mind-blowing maneuver, reposition the dentures back into their proper position. Finally, I don't want to forget the cultural, lip-syncing, poetry recitals conducted in our courthouses, as well as miscellaneous local government buildings by such colorful locals such as Bubba & Cleetus. I'm sure you'll love those southern, "down-home" pronunciations of words like "once", pronounced locally as "once'st", then there's the word "specific", pronounced "pacific", and also the word "asbestos", pronouced "al-bestos" by my local southern brothers and sisters. So, if your a yankee transplant, and plan to attend one of these recitals bring a local with you and enjoy the moment. Have a nice day y'all.