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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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froggy commented on Monday, Jan 28, 2013 at 09:35 AM

LOL. I will try to remember those.

up2sumptin commented on Monday, Jan 28, 2013 at 10:00 AM

A good shovel and gun are the solution for many of your problems.

sebekm commented on Wednesday, Jan 30, 2013 at 13:14 PM

Rule Number 6: When I'm right, no one remembers. When I'm wrong, no one forgets.

SportsFan31313 commented on Thursday, Jan 31, 2013 at 12:30 PM

"Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle."

And money answers all things.....

JimmyMack commented on Thursday, Jan 31, 2013 at 14:35 PM

Money can buy happiness for 7-10 minutes. But there can be consequences.

Graeme245 commented on Sunday, Feb 03, 2013 at 11:08 AM

...and "close" only counts in horseshoes, hand-grenades, & dancing!

sebekm commented on Sunday, Feb 03, 2013 at 13:29 PM

Graeme: I see by your profile that your last name is "Saunders." Do you know a Millie Saunders?

Graeme245 commented on Sunday, Feb 03, 2013 at 15:11 PM

No I don't, Saunders is my maiden name "Sebekm".

sebekm commented on Sunday, Feb 03, 2013 at 16:05 PM

For my question, that's all the better. When I first arrived in this area I worked with a lady named Millie Saunders who was a court reporter at Fort Stewart. I believe she may have commuted from SC to work every day. Just thought you might know or be related to her. She was a very nice person and a very hard worker. Good people.

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