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An older gentleman walked into the grocery store when a cashier noticed his zipper was down. She walked over to the gentleman and said ” sir; your barracks door is open” and walked away. Unfamiliar with the terminology and slightly confused about what she said, he went about his business. While in the store a man walked up to the gentleman and said “your fly is open”. The old man realized what the clerk had said to him earlier and thought he would have a little fun. The old man purposely waited in the check out line of the clerk. When he was checking out he asked the lady “When you noticed my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing at attention?” She thought for a second and replied ” no, I saw a disabled vet sitting on 2 duffel bags.”

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