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First let me say that I’ve been away from blogging for a week now due to my birthday, my anniversary, family time, what have you. I’m not the serious blogger that has to voice an opinion every day. So with that said…. Here’s today’s joke. I hope you enjoy.



A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

” Hi, is Tony home?”

” No, he went to the store.”

“Well, you mind if I wait?”

” No, come in.”

They sit down and the friend says “You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says “They are so beautiful I’ve got to see the both of them. I’ll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.”

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can’t wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says “You know, your weird friend Chris came over. “

Tony thinks about this for a second and says “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”


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JimmyMack commented on Sunday, Jul 22, 2012 at 10:16 AM

Keep 'em comin'. WE need the humor here.

JimmyMack commented on Thursday, Jul 26, 2012 at 16:01 PM

Yep Sebe...I'm thinking $500 would have done it.

JimmyMack commented on Monday, Jul 30, 2012 at 09:11 AM

Of course you know Sebe that the both of us by our comments are now "sexist pigs."

I thought I would say it before SHE got to it.


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