[Report Abuse]
[Login to Blog] mvpguidons's Blog
Will I live to be 80?
Business Owner

Take Me To Post Comment Form


I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?"

"Oh no", I replied, "I've never done either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and B-B-Q ribs?"

I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?" he asked.

"No I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy women?"

"No," I said, "I've never done any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why in hell do you want to live to be 80?

So I went Charlie sheen lifestyle program. I should be dead within the year!


Latest Activity: Jul 18, 2012 at 9:04 AM


Bookmark and Share
Forward This Blog
Print Blog
More Blogs by mvpguidons
Send mvpguidons a Message
Report Abuse


Blog has been viewed (491) times.


Log In to post comments.

Previous blog entries by mvpguidons
 
A little fun
August 03, 2012
An older gentleman walked into the grocery store when a cashier noticed his zipper was down. She walked over to the gentleman and said ” sir; your barracks door is open” and walked away. Unfamiliar with the terminology and slightly confused about what she said, he went about his business. ...
Read More »
 
200 dollars
July 22, 2012
First let me say that I’ve been away from blogging for a week now due to my birthday, my anniversary, family time, what have you. I’m not the serious blogger that has to voice an opinion every day. So with that said…. Here’s today’s joke. I hope you enjoy. A ...
Read More »
 
News only gets better
July 16, 2012
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad news she said to him, "Honey, if there's anything I can do to make you happy, tell me." The preacher ...
Read More »
 
Buying the farm
July 14, 2012
A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to too me. As we walked along a fence line I saw bee hives and stopped. "Those hives are pretty close to the road", I said. The farmer explained that the bees just make honey and have never stung anyone. ...
Read More »
 
The Question
July 13, 2012
I was trying to understand the nature of God and I asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?" God answered: " A million years is like a minute." Then I asked: "God, how much is a million dollars to you?" And God replied: "A million dollars ...
Read More »
 
[View More Blogs...]





 
Powered by
Morris Technology