A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to
too me. As we walked along a fence line
I saw bee hives and stopped. "Those hives are
pretty close to the road", I said.
The farmer explained that the bees just make honey and
have never stung anyone. I felt unsure about the
sale until I proposed that I be tied to a nearby tree,
naked, overnight. If I was stung once I would get the
farm for free, but if I wasn't stung then I would pay
the farmer double the price. The farmer agreed and tied
me naked to the tree. The next morning the farmer
saw me leaning over and very pale. "Oh no, the farmer
thought, he got stung and now I have to give him the farm!
"As he reached me he gently shook me and asked
where I got stung and if he needed a doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay, “I gasped , "I'll pay you double for the farm,
but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"
What a night!
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